Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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The joke below me is retarded

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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Hey, you have small hands.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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