A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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i like pie

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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