How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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Yo Mamma

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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Anti Joke

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