Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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Womens Basketball.

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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I'm funny.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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The economy.

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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Swag.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

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