A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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666

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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minorities

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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your mom

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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I'm funny.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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