A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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Anti Joke

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