extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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666

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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Womens Basketball.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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The economy.

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Your mother is so fat.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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