What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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LOL -LOL GUY

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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2+2= 478

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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The NBA lockout

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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i have cancer

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