Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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equality for women

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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