What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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Libraries.

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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