what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Christians

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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Miami Heat.

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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