How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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Itookasipasoda

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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I like turtoes.

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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thumbs up!

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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