What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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