Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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666

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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lebron

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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