Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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I like turtoes.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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