why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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equality for women

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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2+2= 478

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you.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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Why did the chickecross the roe? Because I was bein chased by an angry group o mobsters that 8 years ago were busted by the chicken when he was still working for NYPD and found them all in an ally and busted them for later discovered tax evasion and then 2 years later they found a way ou of prison and tracked down the chicken for 6 years until they found him in road island 4509 lake side estates and then proceeded to chase him onto and across a road that was near by to his lake side apartment and then they go tire and we. Back to their HQ in NY and then the leader of the gang went home and in a depression fuels rage mersiouy beat his wife then went up stairs and threw his 9 year old son out the window and hanged himself. The chicken also died because 8 years is at the top of their lifespan.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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I went to the store and I fell

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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