What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Arrow to the Knee

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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what is not funny? This joke.

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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