Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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You.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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