What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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