A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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