what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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You.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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Knock knock

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