- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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