Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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Jesus

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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