Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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Yee

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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