so a baby seal walks into a club...

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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hrih

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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*Random individual accidentally throws a ball toward another person's head while chilling out with friends* *The ball comes into contact with the victim's cranium- causing him much pain, but not serious detriment.* Q: Are you feeling okay? A: No, I'm dizzy and am currently in very bad shape Response after initial inquiry was articulated: "Uhmmmm...Sorry?" Lesson of significance to be learned from this tragic incident: One's developed, habitual reactions to certain occasions/events of particular interest are virtually always practically impossible to completely override with the means of logic when one is experiencing the relevant occurances him/herself personally. One usually finds it inordanitely difficult to free him/herself from one's regular routines.

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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