Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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here kitty kitty

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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