Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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69.9

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Hi

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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hrih

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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lebron

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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