Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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America Votes

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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