What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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