How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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whats black. an african american person

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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womens sports...

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Wumbo

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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