what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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A seal walks into a club...

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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