why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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what is not funny? This joke.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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Dick Chaney

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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