- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

FIRE!!

well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

A Woman out of the kitchen

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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