- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to the store and I fell

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

Want to hear a joke? Me to...

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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