Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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lebron

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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A fat man on a moped

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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