What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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Women's rights.

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lebron

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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I went to the store and I fell

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Dick Chaney

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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i was molested.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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