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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

Q: What is a African man with funny clothing and children straddling onto his back for dear life/ screaming in fear who only a few minutes ago before a particular incident made several young children cry and being chased by an authority figure? A: An intentionally inane circus performer partcipating in a scintillating rendition alongside his two children of who inadvertently frightened a small group of youth before he immediately decided to proceed by, during one of his extremely long, albeit few breaks, taking the members of his family on an interesting excursion to the nearby amusement park for occassional thrills. On the initial journey there, the black man, out of haste, accidentally dropped one of his children's most valuable toys of which elicited undeniably obnoxious bouts of sadness to come bursting out of his children's respective chests and an increased rate-of-travel for his wife of who accopanied him on his adventure and desired to assist him in his panic. In the spin of events, the man experienced an instance of hyper-activedness and spun out of control for a minute before eventually cooling down. Hence the screaming.

Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

Cancer victim: What kind of doctor are you? Person 2: I'm not a doctor. In fact, I'm a suicide bomber and am planning to initiate the detonation sequence right now. Cancer victim: Well, it doesn't really matter. No matter who shows up, I'll still die anyways. This way, I'll be able to pay a visit to the transcendent city high in the heavens sooner. Person 2: I bet that many would mourn your death at your remembrance ceremony. Cancer victim: That doesn't bother me. My friends and family are close to my heart, but that doesn't warrant eternal proximity with one another in itself. Person 2: Let's go to a better place. Let us finally break free of our mortal chains that have unceasingly been hindering our progress since the first war took place. Cancer victim: Wait, I've changed my mind! Person 2: Too late. I wish I had a time machine... not.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

A seal walks into a club...

What rhymes with you? You.

Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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