What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

America Votes

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Wumbo

A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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