What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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