Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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