Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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