Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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What rhymes with you? You.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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