Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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FIRE!!

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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