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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

Knock Knock "Who's There?" No answer The man proceeds to go on with his life

Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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