What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

What rhymes with you? You.

Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

Whats 9+10? 19

why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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