Dick Chaney

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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Why? Because racecar.

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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nick toth

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Jesus

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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Religion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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