what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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Dick Chaney

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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nick toth

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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