Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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A seal walks into a club...

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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