What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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FIRE!!

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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Anti Joke

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