What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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