Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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