What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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Gale swallows.

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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