What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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Anti Joke

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