- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

women's rights

A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

What jew get for christmas? Your money.

Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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