poop.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

Do you know the joke about the two guys who went to Paris ? Me neither.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

26.5% of Americans are obese.

Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

I've got a boner

Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

Whats Obama's last name?

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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