Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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Anti Joke

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