How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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this site is funny.

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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japan4.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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i was molested.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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What?

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