A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Caitlyn.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

Boom.

Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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