Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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A 55-year-old white man's car is broken, so he decides to take a bus to work that morning. His bus arrives and he gets on. Then he notices the driver's a woman. He pays for his ticket, takes a seat by the window and in about an hour he gets to his office.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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Anti Joke

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