how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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I've got a boner

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someone called a frog a frog

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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