A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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this site is funny.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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