How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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SNAPPLE!

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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3 men find a genie lamp on the side of a road, The genie grants them each a wish as they surely deserve. The first man asks for a jet and the genie glady grants him this and the man starts to fly away. The second man says to make a wall around asia and the genie complies. The third man thinks for a minute and finally says fill it with water and as a genie the genie cannot refuse. They all drowned seeing how the jet had no fuel. The genie goes back to sleep and is picked up by an alien 5,000 years in the future, the Earth is destroyed in 7012(as if we didnt already destroy it). The genie survives and currently resides on uranus.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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(insert antijoke here

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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