Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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LIKE THIS!

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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What is the best way to avoid wrinkles as you age? Moisturise with a good quality moisturiser, use high factor suncream on the face, get plenty of sleep, drink plenty of fluids, wear a hat and sunglasses and stay in the shade between 11am and 3pm, and try to eat a diet that is heart-healthy (for example, wholegrain, oily fish, and/or flax seed), as heart failure over a long time leads to sagging skin with a loss of elasticity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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