A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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Invisible Television.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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???????????? WTF?

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Women's rights.

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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Why did the Mexican wait outside Home Depot all day? He was hoping to be hired as day-labor to provide for his family.

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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