What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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SNAPPLE!

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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