Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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