- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

Cole is "good" at soccer

What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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