A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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im gay because im gay

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Lame Anti Jokes.

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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