What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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SNAPPLE!

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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whats forever alone me

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