A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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???????????? WTF?

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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hi, im sober.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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im gay because im gay

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What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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