What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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im gay because im gay

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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A: How do you make a fire with two sticks? B: Ask your mother, we did it last night.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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