- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

Knock Knock Come in!

What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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