What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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