Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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am i invited to party? no

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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