Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Caitlyn.

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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Anti Joke

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