POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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Fat people.

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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