What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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if you read this you are gay

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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George Bush.

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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