So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Arron Glass

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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There is an Asian, an American, and a Mexican on a falling plane. The pilot announces that the plane is plummeting out of the sky and says that he needs to drop the cargo. The pilot drops the cargo but the plane is too heavy still. The pilot tells the passengers to drop some personal belongings. The Asian drops rice, the Mexican drops his guns, and the American throws the Mexican and yells "Remember the Alamo!".

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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Anti Joke

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