How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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