- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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