Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

your mommy so gehto shes black

PENIS THAT IS ALL!

Womens rights

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

What has 4 legs and goes "meow." A cat. Dang! You already heard it.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

how long has dibey got left like :)

What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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