Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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Fat people.

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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