What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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black people. that is all...

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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