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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

Fat people.

What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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