- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

Har har hey

knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

Word play, punch-line, joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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