- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

So you there Red?

What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

PENIS THAT IS ALL!

There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

What's brown and sticky? a stick

The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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