What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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