- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

i like cats

why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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