wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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The Olympics

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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Yes.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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