Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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I'm hungry.

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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