An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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So you there Red?

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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