- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

A man buys free health care...

What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

Simon says; "You're adopted."

Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

what sucks? things that suck

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