Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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Yes.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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