*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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