- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

Women's Rights.

How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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