Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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Yes.

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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