What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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sexual intercourse.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Anti Joke

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