What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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