Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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sexual intercourse.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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