A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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How many licks does it take for a pedophile to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Given a simple random sample of pedophiles, they will most likely have the same statistical standard normal distribution of tongue sizes and saliva efficacy as any other part of the population. Therefore, that question in regards to the tongues of pedophiles is irrelevant and remains unanswered.

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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Dont look at me.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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A man buys free health care...

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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