you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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You copy and paster!

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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sexual intercourse.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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