What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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Are you a tree? No.

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I'm hungry.

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America

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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