why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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Society.

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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call of duty world at war

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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PATHETIC

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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Anti Joke

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