What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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Get in the car.

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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