- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jews...

Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

Justin Bieber

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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