what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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