The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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Men's Rights

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America

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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i like cats

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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