What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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