What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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A penguin is driving through Arizona when his car's oil pressure light comes on. He drops his car off with a mechanic who says he'll get to it soon, and to come back in an hour. The penguin leaves the garage and, seeing a Baskin-Robbins across the street, stops in and orders a dish of ice cream. As he eats the ice cream he reflects on the series of extraordinary events that led him to this place, this time, this situation.

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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Anti Joke

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