- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

Dont look at me.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

Simon says; "You're adopted."

Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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