So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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