Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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I grew up, if we cannot live for ourselves, we cannot live for others, remember how people admired us when in their presence, while mocking us behind our backs, most humans do nor respect those that do not rule with lies, false promises, all backed up by an army no amount of civilians can defeat. We lost because people got what they wanted, preferring false promises from all ranging from their Gods, to their politicians speaking about their Gods, promises of betterment as a result of war in the name of Gods, but we are not that people. The problem is, that I used to believe that all of humanity possessed the potential people you and I have, and realize now that when I began looking down at people, I began looking down at myself, considering us all equal to them. Red, we might be few, but we are worth far more than those we consider our equals, maybe it is time even we, sought to rule those that desire to be ruled, rather than to help them find their desired path, because their desired path, might always have been to be ruled.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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