Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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sexual intercourse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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You copy and paster!

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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