What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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