Why did the moron jump through the window?

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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Kill me? Lol, come get me sis, I can kill you wit my mullet, nobody wants to take my phone, but your sister already replied to my "anna fuck" with "arent you married buddy? :)" yeah a smiley, ill show you! The doors are open, if I fail to take you out, I am not deserving of living futher, course yea mother blusx to everywown, I mean she is horny all the tiem! Anywaz, hurry up, im out of stims so im fallin sleeps, told ur sis to send me a nude pic, rite now... so this mite take 3 minuts. Hey, watch the next pic im gonna send you, that should motivate you to fight me sersly, i men sure im slo, but imma sp ful ov valeium dat i feel nor feear no pain... never feeer pain so whateves... Nah your sis is skinny, thats not here, the pixture is fakye, for now... u dyou know dat she keeps snending them hearte and smile and even a smilei with a rose, thats FLIRIIIIIING! Flirting, anyway you get the picture, but I wont respon anymor becuz i am shuttin down this pc and gonna dream abot the things to0 you sis. ;)

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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