how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

?"what's up" "A preposition"

What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

A homeless man comes home from work.

Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

You copy and paster!

The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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