- Anti Joke

Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

Society.

roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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