Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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Kill me? Lol, come get me sis, I can kill you wit my mullet, nobody wants to take my phone, but your sister already replied to my "anna fuck" with "arent you married buddy? :)" yeah a smiley, ill show you! The doors are open, if I fail to take you out, I am not deserving of living futher, course yea mother blusx to everywown, I mean she is horny all the tiem! Anywaz, hurry up, im out of stims so im fallin sleeps, told ur sis to send me a nude pic, rite now... so this mite take 3 minuts. Hey, watch the next pic im gonna send you, that should motivate you to fight me sersly, i men sure im slo, but imma sp ful ov valeium dat i feel nor feear no pain... never feeer pain so whateves... Nah your sis is skinny, thats not here, the pixture is fakye, for now... u dyou know dat she keeps snending them hearte and smile and even a smilei with a rose, thats FLIRIIIIIING! Flirting, anyway you get the picture, but I wont respon anymor becuz i am shuttin down this pc and gonna dream abot the things to0 you sis. ;)

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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