A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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Jews...

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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