Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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Dont look at me.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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obamas trench

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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