Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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