Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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