Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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banana

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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