What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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i like cats

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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