What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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Mexicans are like waffles

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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Miley Cyrus.

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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Hi

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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