From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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Apple.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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Justin Bieber

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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How many licks does it take for a pedophile to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Given a simple random sample of pedophiles, they will most likely have the same statistical standard normal distribution of tongue sizes and saliva efficacy as any other part of the population. Therefore, that question in regards to the tongues of pedophiles is irrelevant and remains unanswered.

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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