Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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obamas trench

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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