How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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Get in the car.

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PATHETIC

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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Anti Joke

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