Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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