- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

Knock knock Who's there? Stab.

What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

Miley Cyrus.

What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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