roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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sexual intercourse.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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