What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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Uh, "Abel", seriously get over here and then get some sleep, not only did you get the code all wrong, there is no number to be deciphered at all, besides its called a laptop with a battery. Speaking of general dumbass... You have not changed the least, you really remind me of a cruel, sloppy, less disciplined (except the wise cracking thing Nero resorted to to push me away and apparently dodge gun fire, maybe his way of handling nerves. You might look like him, but personality wise you are completely different, cruel, sloppy, graphical, I mean did you ever see Nero get angry? I never did. That said Neo-Nero, you are a nice guy too, especially if you get here fast enough, I mean this place is freezing.

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sexual intercourse.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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call of duty world at war

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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I'm hungry.

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Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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Women's Rights.

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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So you there Red?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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