I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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boobs

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What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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So you there Red?

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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Miley Cyrus.

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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